Last night around 4am, I was playing the best Resident Evil in the series (REmake, HD on PS3, in anticipation of REO HD, which comes out at Midnight tomorrow!)

In the midst of the tense, suspenseful immersion that is the REmake’s Spencer Mansion, a %#@! Star Wars Black Force Awakens Snowtrooper came crashing down from the highest shelves directly above my TV, creating MAXIMUM CHAOS. Scared the crap out of me.

So screw off, unnecessary ankle posability that makes those 6″ bastards constantly fall at inopportune times. I am going broke over Kaiser stands!

Zero’s best costume: One more day!